The stuff Bridezillas are made of.

May 22, 2007 Self-confidence No Comments



Dear Cornflower,

Attached please find 100 odd, and I mean very odd, wedding favor blog posts.  Most of them seemed to come in groups of three, but some are in pairs and some are single.  I read some of them and the are either written by a computer or a 20 year old asian student who’s first language is definitely not English.  Anyhoo, it’s over 100 posts on wedding favors and I’m sure that a flurry of related paid tasks are imminent and won’t we be the lucky ones then.

And I’m sure I speak for both of us when I say I never, ever want to meet the motorcycle wedding Bridezilla.

Or the Organic Weddng Favor Bridezilla.  I don’t think she shaves her pits and I don’t have a machete handy.

Oh and the cookie wedding favors?  You think they’d even make it to the first course?  Ha!

xrox.

P.s an x on either side of one’s initial is considered a blessing in haitian culture.  Here endeth anthropological lesson for tonight.

p.p.s. I think my shiraz is all gone :(